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š¤Æ Real 3 City 3. Insane in the membrane
šļø Harry Kane does pens (and Arsenal)
š„© BarcelonaāPSG beef
ā Eastern Europe and its sinking star
Did City lack control?
Thereās a theory ā an evidence-based theory, to be fair ā that Pep Guardiola purposely tries to keep the first leg of Champions League knockout ties tight.
Especially away from home.
Well, not last night. Three goals in 12 first-half minutes, three goals in 13 second-half minutes ā including Phil Fodenās absolute belter ā and Real Madrid versus Manchester City wound up 3-3 at the Bernabeu.
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It might not be Guardiolaās dream scenario, but neutrals love football on narcotics and, to be frank, the Champions League needs more of it ā high-risk action in high-stakes games.
This is supposed to be the best of the best.
City had none of their trademark control. Guardiola said they āwere not stable emotionallyā. But you know what? On reflection, theyāll feel like the most difficult quarter-final on offer has tipped their way with the second leg to come.
Madrid, after all, have some horrible ghosts to deal with at the Etihad.
Did Arsenal hand it to Bayern?
Harry Kane. Back in London, back in Arsenalās face and reminding you that medals or no medals, heās the model footballer in so many respects.
Kane has long been deadly with penalties, but the nonchalance of the one he rolled in for Bayern Munich last night, with the Emirates baying, was a joke.
We then had him doubling down by saying he knew David Raya tends to dive early and let the goalkeeper commit first by adding in a little hop to his run-up. Thatās good wind-up-merchant territory.
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Mind you, speaking of wind-up-merchant territory, what about Gabriel getting away with the weirdest handball youāll see all season?
OK, the late challenge on Bukayo Saka should have been a penalty, too, so weāre all square in that respect, but the referee giving Gabriel a pass on the basis of āa kidās mistakeā (Thomas Tuchelās words) was a huge liberty.
With the dust settled, itās 2-2 and Arsenal are right in the tie. They just know that Bayern still have lead in their pencil.
Which was the best goal?
I donāt know about anyone else, but I found myself skipping between the two quarter-finals constantly (while keeping close tabs on my other day job, Leeds United in the Championship). So did our writer Tim Spiers.
There were so many good goals, 10 across two matches, that we thought weād ask The Athleticās readers to vote for the best.
I feel a bit guilty not going for Josko Gvardiolās. Heās never scored for City before and the finesse of his strike from 20 yards underlined how much defenders like him offer technically now.
But the pick of the finishes? Well, our subscribers have gone for Federico Valverde, with 40 per cent of the vote, closely followed by Foden with 30 percent, Saka in third with 11 per cent, and the remaining votes split among the rest. But for me, it has to be the City forwardās effort. Itās top bins, itās wonderfully clean and more than anything, as soon as he set himself, you knew.
Barca v PSG Beef š„©
You go out intending to buy Marco Verratti and you end up selling Neymar. Weāve all been there after a few drinks.
That was Barcelona in 2017 and it was also the genesis of some deep-seated needle between them and Paris Saint-Germain.
PSG shocked Camp Nou by refusing to sell Verratti and then activating Neymarās huge ā¬222million (Ā£190m; $241m) buy-out clause, causing Barca to now āput their release clauses closer to the ā¬1billion markā. Since then:
āļø Barca have pulled sponsorship with Qatar Airways
š«š· PSG have pinched Lionel Messi and Ousmane Dembele from Catalonia on the cheap
āļø The clubs have crossed swords over the controversial European Super League
So lots to be passive-aggressive about in the boardroom when they play each other in the Champions League tonight. And a good job Kylian Mbappeās next destination is most likely Real Madrid.
šŗ PSG v Barcelona, 8pm (UK), 3pm (ET); TNT Sports 1/Paramount+
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Euro Divide ā
Quick quiz question. Who won the European Cup in 1991?
A free Communist Party membership to those of you who said Red Star Belgrade, back in the days when the former Yugoslavia a) existed as an entity and b) hovered on the fringes of the Iron Curtain.
Eastern Europe was once the domain of some veritable footballing powerhouses, but no longer.
Red Star are the last club from former Communist Europe (FCE) to lift the European Cup and the make-up of this seasonās Champions League last 16 ā every club involved based to the west of Germanyās most eastern border ā is indicative of an established trend.
Itās a quarter of a century since a side from FCE reached the semi-finals. Itās not far off a decade since one made the knockouts. When you get into the weeds, itās not actually difficult to understand. But it is rather sad.
The Fall of Ajax ā¬
āRight now, this is a club on fireā
Certain things are synonymous with Ajax. Johan Cruyff. Louis van Gaalās team of the mid-1990s. In a broader Dutch sense, the concept of Total Football.
Consistently, Ajax gave off this aura of vision and competence via their style of play and their production of high-quality players. It wasnāt that they were often Europeās dominant force, but they gave the impression of being happy in their own skin.
What they are now is an absolute car crash. The collapse of the House of Ajax and the story behind it leaves me trying to decide what it is thatās most alarming about it.
How about their worst defeat in 97 years in De Klassieker against Feyenoord last weekend? Or their CEO being suspended on suspicion of insider trading after a few weeks in the job? Iām really only scratching the surface.
In short, if youāre wondering why Ajax are nowhere to be seen, you wonāt need Poirot to join the dots. One of the coaching staff has admitted: āRight now, this is a club on fire,ā while Dutch journalist Sjoerd Mossou adds: āItās like a war with 20 enemies ā everybody is fighting each other.ā
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šŗšø Death, taxes, Alyssa Naeher flexing in penalty shootouts. The USMNT are SheBelieves Cup winners again.
šŖšø I hate to sound hipster, but if I lived in Madrid, Iād follow Atletico. Mainly because of Diego Simeone. You canāt beat a coach with UFC vibes. Atletico Madrid vs Borussia Dortmund, 8pm (UK), 3pm (ET), TNT Sports 2/Paramount +
š®š¹ Itās great when a footballer gives proper insight into their own game. Particularly if, like Atalantaās Ademola Lookman, they once played in Englandās third division.
š“ Yesterday we broke the news that Manchester Unitedās football director, John Murtough, had resigned. That begs the question ā who oversees their next transfer window?
š“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ Lucy Bronze is up to 121 caps for Englandās women. But is she still the answer at right-back?
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